OH BOY 3 A.M

So im not sure as to how formal this argument is supposed to be but, regardless i will make it very convincing. Im not sure as to why class SHOULD be cancelled but i can certainly think of 2 justifications for the said cancellation. In the lines hereafter i shall present you with these justifications, their validity and strength is up to you. First and most obvious (and unfortunately least true) is that fact that a sizable research paper has been assigned and as students in a top university with drive ourselves to work harder and better on assignments just as this. If class were to be cancelled i am confident not only all but many if not all of my fellow classmates (scholars) would spend this precious time in the shrine to knowledge that is the cooper library researching and refining our papers. Now with all that said i come to the real reasons as to why class should be cancelled. Both of these things are directly related to one astounding woman, Ms. Britenburg. As we all know Ms. Britenburg time is extremely valuable. On top of shaping our minds into supercomputers of composition she is also doing her our work and research (as we all saw from the length and quality of the sample annotated bibliography she so graciously sent us). With that being said Ms. B is not one to deal with immaturity. Countless times has class been interrupted with side conversations and pointless anecdote. I firmly believe that if class were to be cancelled Not only Ms. B but all of us would be less stressed by the unfortunate interruptions that plague our class. Not only would cancellation of class remove this negative stress from our lives but it has the possibility of adding a positive influence to our lives as well, that is an influence on our taste buds. If there is a singular thing that we have all learned in class thus far it is the following: it is an undeniable fact that Mint Chocolate Chip Milkshakes from Cookout are the ambrosia of the gods. If class were to be cancelled it would allow all of us and most importantly Ms. B a chance to get one of these delicacies. Additionally as many of us know 1:25 - 2:30 is optimal time for a milkshake because it is when the sun is a little less intense but still hot enough for a frozen treat so if class were cancelled it would open a unique and vital window of opportunity. I can only hope that these humble words have reached the eyes and more importantly stomachs of those to whom this may pertain.

Thank You.